A classic line delivered by Unknown Woman at a BBQ this past weekend:
(cue JJP opening up a grill to reveal an awesome sight, a roasted suckling pig)
JJP: “…I stuffed it with apples…”
Unknown Woman: “YOU DIIIIIIIID, I LOOOOOVE APPPPPLES!!!!”
Beetch please. You are staring at a roasted piglet and you LOVE APPLES???
I demand some sort of prosecution, persecution and/or capital punishment.
Watch it here. (it’s the first video).