There is a new term on the loose: Gastrosexual. Apparently it describes a man (or woman) who is upwardly mobile, loves food, is passionate about it, is well traveled and cooks as a hobby (see “Metrosexual” or “my future boytoy” as a reference). I decry this term. It literally makes me want to vomit. I much prefer GastroGirl or GastroBoy. Heee.