Really?!?//Food quotage

A classic line delivered by Unknown Woman at a BBQ this past weekend:
(cue JJP opening up a grill to reveal an awesome sight, a roasted suckling pig)
JJP: “…I stuffed it with apples…”
Unknown Woman: “YOU DIIIIIIIID, I LOOOOOVE APPPPPLES!!!!”
Beetch please. You are staring at a roasted piglet and you LOVE APPLES???
I demand some sort of prosecution, [...]

Fabbie Fabio//Quotes from the Italian Top Cheffer

Anyone else laugh out loud last night during the most boring season of Top Chef and maybe the worlds most boring episode in the history of television? I sure did. Thanks be to god because if it were not for Fabio, then I would have quit this season last night:
Let us gather [...]

The coolest bully on the playground//Quotes, by Anthony Bourdain

Possibly one of the best, sharpest, most intellectual slap-in-the-face rants I’ve ever read comes from the vinegar laced mouth of the singular bully-on-the-block Anthony Bourdain. One would be hard-pressed to disagree with most of his seemingly curmudgeonly and cantankerous remarks as his arguments are so well formed, it puts Executive ADA Jack McCoy to shame:
I’ll [...]

From the desk of Karl//regarding meat

 
Fur. A controversial subject in the world of fashion but in the world of food, where it is considered green to eat “from head to tail” so as to not have the animal you are snacking on not die in vain, wearing leather would make sense…We make chicken stock out of a picked over roasted [...]