Anyone else laugh out loud last night during the most boring season of Top Chef and maybe the worlds most boring episode in the history of television? I sure did. Thanks be to god because if it were not for Fabio, then I would have quit this season last night:
Let us gather at the lap of Fabio and let his thick Italian accent guide us through the mysteries of life:
“Nothing can stress me out, if they’re going to give me a monkey ass to fill with fried bananas, I’ll come up with something anyways, is not a problem”
“Welcome to the country of opportunities…opportunities for make something new for me…”
“I’m 30 years old and I have to sleep in a bunky bed”
Word to live by my children, words to live by…

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20/02/2009 at 16:43
Classic. Got to this post from a auto generated link on my blog. Nice work.